Best quotes to send by SMS
Thomas A. Edison Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

Pearl Buck Order is the shape upon which beauty depends.
Author: Pearl Buck

William Shakespeare Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners.
Author: William Shakespeare

Lois McMaster Bujold Our children change us... whether they live or not.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

George Eliot Our deeds are like children that are born to us; they live and act apart from our own will. Nay, children may be strangled, but deeds never: they have an indestructible life both in and out of our consciousness.
Author: George Eliot

The best jokes to send by SMS
Money jokes One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm looking for my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it down the road.' 'Why don't you look for it there?' 'Because the light's better here!'
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Money jokes If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
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Money jokes What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).
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Money jokes How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies.
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Money jokes Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.
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