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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends.
Author: Pearl Buck

Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners.
Author: William Shakespeare

Our children change us... whether they live or not.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Our deeds are like children that are born to us; they live and act apart from our own will. Nay, children may be strangled, but deeds never: they have an indestructible life both in and out of our consciousness.
Author: George Eliot

One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm looking for my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it down the road.' 'Why don't you look for it there?' 'Because the light's better here!'
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If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
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What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).
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How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies.
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Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.
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