Best quotes to send by SMS
Andre Gide The most decisive actions of our life - I mean those that are most likely to decide the whole course of our future - are, more often than not, unconsidered.
Author: Andre Gide

Peter Drucker The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
Author: Peter Drucker

Harold B. Lee The most important work you and I will ever do will be within the walls of our own homes.
Author: Harold B. Lee

Joe Martin The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.
Author: Joe Martin

Lynn Johnston The most profound statements are often said in silence.
Author: Lynn Johnston

The best jokes to send by SMS
Men jokes How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Men jokes Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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Men jokes Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it.
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Men jokes Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract.
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Men jokes Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?
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