Best quotes to send by SMS
John Dalberg The law of liberty tends to abolish the reign of race over race, of faith over faith, of class over class. It is not the realization of a political ideal; it is the discharge of a moral obligation.
Author: John Dalberg

Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

James M. Barrie The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another; and his humblest hour is when he compares the volume as it is with what he vowed to make it.
Author: James M. Barrie

Dianne Hales Put duties aside at least an hour before bed and perform soothing, quiet activities that will help you relax.
Author: Dianne Hales

John Maynard Keynes The long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead. Economists set themselves too easy, too useless a task if in tempestuous seasons they can only tell us that when the storm is past the ocean is flat again.
Author: John Maynard Keynes

The best jokes to send by SMS
Letter jokes What letter is like a vegetable? The letter P.
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Letter jokes Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT.
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Letter jokes What letter stands for the ocean? The letter C.
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Letter jokes Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !
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Letter jokes What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!
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