The ability to see beauty is the beginning of our moral sensibility. What we believe is beautiful we will not wantonly destroy.
Author: Reverend Sean Parker Dennison

The absolute good is not a matter of opinion but of nature.
Author: Cicero

If thou desire the love of God and man, be humble, for the proud heart, as it loves none but itself, is beloved of none but itself. Humility enforces where neither virtue, nor strength, nor reason can prevail.
Author: Francis Quarles

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Author: Doug Larson

The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.
Author: Sir William Preece

Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come? The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money? Collect unemployment insurance!
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself." The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same." The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went 'ROARRRR!'"
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes