The least of learning is done in the classrooms.
Author: Thomas Merton

The less you can live on, the more chance your idea will succeed. This is true even after youve 'made it'.
Author: Hugh Macleod

The life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
Author: Thomas Hobbes

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Author: Woody Allen

The longest journey is the journey inward.
Author: Dag Hammarskjold

What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

"Well, Mrs. O'Connor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?" "Oh, no," replied Mrs. O'Connor. "Shure now, we have a carport." The solicitor tried again. "Well, does the man beat you up?" "No, no," said Mrs. O'Connor, looking puzzled. "Oi'm always first out of bed." Still hopeful, the solicitor tried once again. "What I'm trying to find out are what grounds you have." "Bless ye, sor. We live in a flat -- not even a window box, let alone grounds." "Mrs. O'Connor," the solicitor said in considerable exasperation, "you need a reason that the court can consider. "What is the reason for you seeking this divorce?" "Ah, well now," said the lady, "Shure it's because the man can't hold an intelligent conversation."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes