If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches.
Author: Rainer Maria Rilke

I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
Author: Steven Wright

The most difficult character in comedy is that of a fool, and he must be no simpleton who plays the part.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crises. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.
Author: Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine. I mean look at all the experience I've got.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Her husband looked stunned. He said "What?"
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes