That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along.
Author: Madeleine L'Engle

The act of nutrition is not a purely physiological event... The family meal is a formality that cultivates in us... a capacity for sharing, generosity, thoughtfulness, a talent for civilized conversation.
Author: Francine Du Plessix Gray

The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.
Author: Russell Green

Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease, and burnt crunchy bits.
Author: Terry Pratchett

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A golden receiver!
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first redneck says to the other, "If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you." After about three hours, the second redneck finds he is really lost. He decides to fire three shots into the air as the first man told him. He then waits an hour and does it again. He repeats this until he is out of ammo. The next morning, the first redneck finds the second with the help of forest rangers. He asks the second redneck man if he did what he told him to do. The redneck answers, "Yes, I fired three shots into the air every hour on the hour until I ran out of arrows."
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

Fred: Do you think I'm a fool? Harry: No. But what's my opinion against thousands of others?
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

What did the stupid ghost do? He used to climb over walls.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes