The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept.
Author: William Shakespeare

The least of learning is done in the classrooms.
Author: Thomas Merton

The less you can live on, the more chance your idea will succeed. This is true even after youve 'made it'.
Author: Hugh Macleod

The life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
Author: Thomas Hobbes

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Author: Woody Allen

Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. "Hey," cried the foreman, "what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?" "Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend," explained Braxton, "but he can't read; so Ah'm readin' the letter for him." "How come you got the cotton in your ears?" "Hollis don't want me to hear what his girlfriend writ to him!"
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.
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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes