The most important thing she'd learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.
Author: Jill Churchill

The most profound joy has more of gravity than of gaiety in it.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

The most useless are those who never change through the years.
Author: James M. Barrie

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village.
Author: Marshall McLuhan

Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.
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Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time.
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How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way.
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Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.
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What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
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