The longest journey is the journey inward.
Author: Dag Hammarskjold

The love of democracy is that of equality.
Author: Charles de Montesquieu

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
Author: John Barrymore

The man least dependent upon the morrow goes to meet the morrow most cheerfully.
Author: Epicurus

I am made all things to all men.
Author: Bible

A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together. But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone, "June." "Yes, this is June." "Will you marry me?" "Of course I will! Who's this?"
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Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." Johnson: "But I want you to." Wife: "But why?" Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
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A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died." "Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends." "Nope," said the farmer, "we all just want to buy his mule."
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Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.
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Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes