Best quotes to send by SMS
Bell Hooks The moment we choose to love we begin to move towards freedom...
Author: Bell Hooks

Wayne Dyer The more I give myself permission to live in the moment and enjoy it without feeling guilty or judgmental about any other time, the better I feel about the quality of my work.
Author: Wayne Dyer

Arthur Koestler The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.
Author: Arthur Koestler

Sigmund Freud The more the fruits of knowledge become accessible to men, the more widespread is the decline of religious belief.
Author: Sigmund Freud

Peter Ustinov I'm convinced there's a small room in the attic of the Foreign Office where future diplomats are taught to stammer.
Author: Peter Ustinov

The best jokes to send by SMS
Marriage jokes A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper, "The early Mormons believed in having more than one wife. This is called polygamy. But we believe in having only one wife. This is called monotony"
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Marriage jokes For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two weeks touring France, they return to the airport for the trip back to America. While waiting for the plane, the wife turns to her husband and says, "This was the most wonderful gift I could have asked for on our 25th anniversary. I can't wait to hear what you have in mind for our 50th anniversary!" Her husband leaned over, kissed her on the cheek, and said, "I'm going to come back and get you"
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Marriage jokes Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies "Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."
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Marriage jokes What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
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Marriage jokes Young Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years. Father: Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part.
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