It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.
Author: G. H. Hardy

The artist is a receptacle for emotions that come from all over the place: from the sky, from the earth, from a scrap of paper, from a passing shape...
Author: Pablo Picasso

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
Author: Jean Kerr

The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
Author: Joseph Conrad

I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
Author: Matt Groening

Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?
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Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day, the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant.
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Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and went out in the woods looking for Christmas trees. They looked all day without any luck. Near nightfall Kowalski finally said, "Janzek, I'm takin' the next tree we come to, whether it has lights on it or not!"
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Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races. So they called it Running Dummy.
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Jett was trying to light a match. He struck the first one and it didn't work, so he threw it away. He struck the second match. That didn't work either, so he tossed it. Jett struck the third one and it lit up. "That's a good one!" said the idiot, blowing it out. "Ah'm gonna save it!"
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