Let not him that girdeth on his harness boast himself as he that putteth it off.
Author: Bible

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
Author: Henry Kissinger

Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

The old ways are dead. And you need people around you who concur. That means hanging out more with the creative people, the freaks, the real visionaries, than you're already doing. Thinking more about what their needs are, and responding accordingly. Avo
Author: Hugh Macleod

The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
Author: David Brinkley

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
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There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.
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Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and....'"
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Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers.
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What do you do if your bank account stops working? Throw the guy out of the house.
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