The older I get, the more I feel almost beautiful...
Author: Sharon Olds

The one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on others.
Author: Marcel Proust

The only difference between a rut and a grave... is in their dimensions.
Author: Ellen Glasglow

I'm still an atheist, thank God.
Author: Luis Bunuel

The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring the accusation of being arbitrary, is that it be interesting.
Author: Henry James

Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
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Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
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Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a will. He said, "Will, what will? I'm making a list of people I'm gonna bite."
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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!
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