The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
Author: William James

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children.
Author: Elain Heffner

The arts are the servant; wisdom its master.
Author: Seneca

The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever.
Author: Anatole France

The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
Author: John Maynard Keynes

Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie. When he came out, Henderson noticed he'd locked the car and left the keys in the ignition. He telephoned the dealer. "Which is the cheapest window to break?" he asked. "You don't have to break any of the windows," explained the dealer. "I'll come right down with another key and we can open it together." "No, no!" shouted the new car owner. "I gotta know now! It's about to rain and I wanna put the top up!"
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Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?
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Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?
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Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them, they are going to invade Iran.
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Doctor: That deafness cure help your brother? Archie: Sure did! He hadn't heard a sound in years, and the very day after he took that medicine, he heard from America!
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