The argument that making contraceptives available to young people would prevent teen pregnancies is ridiculous. That's like offering a cookbook as a cure to people who are trying to lose weight.
Author: Jerry Falwell

The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

Nature does not proceed by leaps.
Author: Linnaeus

The arts must be considered an essential element of education... They are tools for living life reflectively, joyfully and with the ability to shape the future.
Author: Shirley Trusty Corey

The average person thinks he isn't.
Author: Father Larry Lorenzoni

Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit. "Hey, Cole!" said Edney. "See those two wires?" "Sure," Cole answered. "Now just grab one of them." Cole grabbed one of the wires. "Feel anything?" asked his partner. "Not a thing," answered Cole. "Good!" said Edney. "Don't touch the other one or you'll drop dead!"
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Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were standing one on top of the other trying to measure a flag pole. A man passing by yelled up to them, "Why don't you guys just take down the pole, lay it down on the ground and measure it?" "We don't wanna measure the length, mister!" Wyatt sneered. "We wanna measure the height!"
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Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?
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Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake.
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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods.
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