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Stephen Nachmanovitch The most potent muse of all is our own inner child.
Author: Stephen Nachmanovitch

Cato the Elder Patience is the greatest of all virtues.
Author: Cato the Elder

Lucille S. Harper The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Author: Lucille S. Harper

Stephen Nachmanovitch The noun of self becomes a verb. This flashpoint of creation in the present moment is where work and play merge.
Author: Stephen Nachmanovitch

G. K. Chesterton Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The best jokes to send by SMS
Men jokes What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.
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Men jokes What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him.
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Men jokes What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.
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Men jokes Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.
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Men jokes There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".
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