Best quotes to send by SMS
Erich Fromm The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not part of a fixed biologically given human nature, but result from the social process which creates man.
Author: Erich Fromm

Andre Gide The most decisive actions of our life - I mean those that are most likely to decide the whole course of our future - are, more often than not, unconsidered.
Author: Andre Gide

Peter Drucker The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
Author: Peter Drucker

Harold B. Lee The most important work you and I will ever do will be within the walls of our own homes.
Author: Harold B. Lee

Joe Martin The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.
Author: Joe Martin

The best jokes to send by SMS
Marriage jokes QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
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Men jokes Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
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Men jokes How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Men jokes Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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Men jokes Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it.
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