The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
Author: Ayn Rand

It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.
Author: G. H. Hardy

The artist is a receptacle for emotions that come from all over the place: from the sky, from the earth, from a scrap of paper, from a passing shape...
Author: Pablo Picasso

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
Author: Jean Kerr

The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
Author: Joseph Conrad

The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.
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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers? They cause too much brain damage.
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How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate? By reading street signs.
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What do Filipinos call Canada? Upper U.S.
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Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?
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