The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing.
Author: Eric Berne

The more alternatives, the more difficult the choice.
Author: Abbe' D'Allanival

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.
Author: Richard Bach

I wish you well and so I take my leave, I Pray you know me when we meet again.
Author: William Shakespeare

The more things change, the more they remain... insane.
Author: Michael Fry and T. Lewis

NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc. "Now do you understand?" he asked. "I think so," she said, "is that when mommy came to work for us?"
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At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women: Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea." Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?" Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know there would be women on the jury. Since I can't even fool my wife, I'll never be able to fool the four women jurors."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes