Noise is the most impertinent of all forms of interruption. It is not only an interruption, but is also a disruption of thought.
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
Author: H. P. Lovecraft

In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
Author: Meister Eckhart

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Author: Robert Byrne

The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.
Author: Peter De Vries

Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
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Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
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How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.
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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
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