The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.
Author: Samuel Butler

The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The mathematics is not there till we put it there.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.
Author: J. Paul Getty

The men the American public admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
Author: H. L. Mencken

After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant. After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The new husband looked at his bride and said, "You know what I really feel like honey ?" "Well sure," she blushed, "But we gotta eat sometime !"
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A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?" The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy ! You men are all alike." sighing deeply, she replied, "That's exactly what he asked me about you."
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We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
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