In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
Author: Meister Eckhart

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Author: Robert Byrne

The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.
Author: Peter De Vries

The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
Author: William Gibson

Never lose hope.
Author: Unknown

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
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How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.
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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
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What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower.
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