I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
Author: Sir Richard Francis Burton

The more passions and desires one has, the more ways one has of being happy.
Author: Charlotte-Catherine

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.
Author: John Steinbeck

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium." "Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?" "Absolutely not," he said. "How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not." "Season's more than half over," he said.
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"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market," said the man. "Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend. "I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."
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Two men were remembering their wedding days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terrible fright." "What happened?" asked Harry. "I married her," replied Fred.
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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man.
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Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!
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