The advice of friends must be received with a judicious reserve; we must not give ourselves up to it and follow it blindly, whether right or wrong.
Author: Pierre Charron

I wish you sunshine on your path and storms to season your journey. I wish you peace in the world in which you live... More I cannot wish you except perhaps love to make all the rest worthwhile.
Author: Robert A. Ward

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.
Author: Margaret Cho

The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
Author: William James

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children.
Author: Elain Heffner

A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, "Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then?" And Harry replied, "I'm taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth."
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How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.
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Housekeeper: Professor, there's a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldn't believe me. Professor: No? Then I suppose I'll have to go and tell him myself.
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Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?
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Holton sat down in a Green Bay restaurant and said to the waitress, "Do you know whether the milk from this dairy is pasteurized?" "Sure is!" she answered. "Every morning they turn the cows out to pasture."
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