I'm convinced there's a small room in the attic of the Foreign Office where future diplomats are taught to stammer.
Author: Peter Ustinov

The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Noise is the most impertinent of all forms of interruption. It is not only an interruption, but is also a disruption of thought.
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
Author: H. P. Lovecraft

In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
Author: Meister Eckhart

Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "What's wrong?" The depressed one replied, "I've been married four times and everyone of my husbands has passed away." The other lady asked, "What did they used to do?" The depressed lady replied, "Well, my first husband was a millionaire, the second was a magician, the third was an evangelist, and the fourth was a mortician." And the other said, "Oh, one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes