The more severe the pain or illness, the more severe will be the necessary changes. These may involve breaking bad habits, or acquiring some new and better ones.
Author: Peter McWilliams

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.
Author: Bill Nye

It usually takes 100 years to make a law, and then, after it's done its work, it usually takes 100 years to be rid of it.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher

The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question.
Author: Stephen Jay Gould

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Author: Nathaniel Borenstein

Q: How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes