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No mortal man, moreover is wise at all moments.
Author: Pliny the Elder

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
Author: Albert Einstein

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
Author: Stephen King

You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
Author: Arlo Guthrie

I've been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War.
Author: Al Capone

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better." The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot." The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level. Perplexed, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do?" "I just shut down two engines, kid."
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes