Best quotes to send by SMS

He who esteems trifles for themselves is a trifler; he who esteems them for the conclusions to be drawn from them, or the advantage to which they can be put, is a philosopher.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton
He who has begun has half done. Dare to be wise; begin!
Author: Horace
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
Author: Unknown
He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain.
Author: Chinese Proverb
He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
Author: Michel de Montaigne
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do we know that insects are so clever
?
Because they always know when your eating outside !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What did the bee say to the flower ?
Hello
honey !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What bee is good for your health ?
Vitamin
bee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Who is a bee's favourite painter ?
Pablo
Beecasso !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Who is the bees favourite pop group ?
The
bee gees !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes