Best quotes to send by SMS
Edward Bulwer-Lytton He who esteems trifles for themselves is a trifler; he who esteems them for the conclusions to be drawn from them, or the advantage to which they can be put, is a philosopher.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Horace He who has begun has half done. Dare to be wise; begin!
Author: Horace

Unknown He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
Author: Unknown

Chinese Proverb He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Michel de Montaigne He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes How do we know that insects are so clever ? Because they always know when your eating outside !
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Insect jokes What did the bee say to the flower ? Hello honey !
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Insect jokes What bee is good for your health ? Vitamin bee !
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Insect jokes Who is a bee's favourite painter ? Pablo Beecasso !
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Insect jokes Who is the bees favourite pop group ? The bee gees !
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