Best quotes to send by SMS

A good advertisement is one which sells the product without drawing attention to itself.
Author: David M. Ogilvy
A good End cannot sanctifie evil Means; nor must we ever do Evil, that Good may come of it.
Author: William Penn
A good friend will fit you like ring to finger.
Author: Venezuelan Proverb
A good man would prefer to be defeated than to defeat injustice by evil means.
Author: Sallust
A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.
Author: George S. Patton
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why don't bananas snore?
Because they
don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes
What would you call two
banana skins ?
A
pair of slippers.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes
Why is a banana peel on the
sidewalk like
music?
Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes
Knock knock
Who's
there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you
glad I didn't say banana ?
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes
What would you get if you crossed a new-born
snake
with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes