Best quotes to send by SMS
David M. Ogilvy A good advertisement is one which sells the product without drawing attention to itself.
Author: David M. Ogilvy

William Penn A good End cannot sanctifie evil Means; nor must we ever do Evil, that Good may come of it.
Author: William Penn

Venezuelan Proverb A good friend will fit you like ring to finger.
Author: Venezuelan Proverb

Sallust A good man would prefer to be defeated than to defeat injustice by evil means.
Author: Sallust

George S. Patton A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.
Author: George S. Patton

The best jokes to send by SMS
Banana jokes Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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Banana jokes What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

Banana jokes Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

Banana jokes Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

Baby jokes What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.
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