Best Cell Phones

The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.
Author: Sir William Preece

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
Author: Matt Groening

The argument that making contraceptives available to young people would prevent teen pregnancies is ridiculous. That's like offering a cookbook as a cure to people who are trying to lose weight.
Author: Jerry Falwell

The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

Nature does not proceed by leaps.
Author: Linnaeus

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes