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Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Author: W. C. Fields

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
Author: Cullen Hightower

Laughter is by definition healthy.
Author: Doris Lessing

Law is order in liberty, and without order liberty is social chaos.
Author: Archbishop Ireland

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.
Author: Otto von Bismarck

I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play, too."
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Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider -- It has its own website.
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Q: What's the best way to accelerate a Mac? A: 9.81 m/s2
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Customer: "I'm running Windows '95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isn't working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."
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Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
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