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You should go to a pear tree for pears, not to an elm.
Author: Publilius Syrus

You teach best what you most need to learn.
Author: Richard Bach

You try to give away what you want yourself.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
Author: Colette

You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, though it does big things badly, does small things badly, too.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - LAPD Barbie ...comes with two nightsticks, in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available.
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hockey Barbie ...comes with hockey stick and missing teeth
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyclops Barbie ...one eye, right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not
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