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Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

How beautiful is death, when earn'd by virtue! Who would not be that youth? What pity is it That we can die but once to serve our country!
Author: Joseph Addison

How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.
Author: Mark Twain

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is To have a thankless child!
Author: William Shakespeare

How use doth breed a habit in a man!
Author: William Shakespeare

Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you, my dear Alphonse !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Agatha ! Agatha who ? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ? Aileen against my Rolls Royce!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my mummy !
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