Best quotes to send by SMS
George Bernard Shaw A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Jewish Proverb A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.
Author: Jewish Proverb

Isabella Mary Beeton A place for everything and everything in its place.
Author: Isabella Mary Beeton

Edgar Watson Howe A poem is no place for an idea.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe

The best jokes to send by SMS
Biologist jokes Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
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Bird jokes What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order.
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Bird jokes When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !
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Bird jokes How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !
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Bird jokes Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !
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