Best quotes to send by SMS

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.
Author: Jewish Proverb
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Author: Isabella Mary Beeton
A poem is no place for an idea.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe
The best jokes to send by SMS

Do molecular biologists
wear designer
genes?
This is the joke from a category: Biologist jokes
What do you get if you
cross a nun and a
chicken?
A pecking order.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
When is the best time to buy budgies ?
When
they're going cheap !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land
safely ?
With it's sparrowchute !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
Why did the owl, owl ?
Because the woodpecker
would peck 'er !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes