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Your hearts are mighty, your skins are whole.
Author: William Shakespeare

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
Author: Bill Gates

The history of our race, and each individual's experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.
Author: Mark Twain

Man is tormented by no greater anxiety than to find someone quickly to whom he can hand over that great gift of freedom with which the ill-fated creature is born.
Author: Fyodor Dostoevsky

Youth isn't always all it's touted to be.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!
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Are you going to take a bath? No, I'm leaving it where it is.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes