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The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.
Author: Charles Du Bos

The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide.
Author: Margaret Cho

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The jungle is dark but full of diamonds...
Author: Arthur Miller

The key to every man is his thought. Sturdy and defying though he look, he has a helm which he obeys, which is the idea after which all his facts are classified. He can only be reformed by showing him a new idea which commands his own.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !
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Who is the bees favourite singer ? Sting !
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What's a bees favourite novel ? The Great Gats-bee !
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Why do bees have sticky hair ? Beacuse of the honey combs !
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What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !
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