Best Cell Phones

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
Author: Socrates

I am not young enough to know everything.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I am reminded of the professor who, in his declining hours, was asked by his devoted pupils for his final counsel. He replied, 'Verify your quotations.'
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

I am who I choose to be. I always have been what I chosethough not always what I pleased.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

I avow myself the partisan of truth alone.
Author: William Harvey

Knock Knock Who's there ! Che ! Che who ? Che what your made of !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cherry ! Cherry who ? Cherry oh, see you later !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ? Chin and Tonyk !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Chris ! Chris who ? Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cindy ! Cindy who ? Cindy next one in please !
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