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Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action has arrived, stop thinking and go in.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

Talent is nothing but a prolonged period of attention and shortened period of mental assimilation.
Author: Konstantin Stanislavsky

Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.
Author: David Frost

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes