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A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.
Author: Thomas Fuller

A good book has no ending.
Author: R. D. Cumming

A good example is like a bell that calls many to church.
Author: Danish Proverb

A good home must be made, not bought.
Author: Joyce Maynard

A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor.
Author: Ring Lardner

What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal."
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes