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High thoughts must have high language.
Author: Aristophanes

His house was perfect, whether you liked food, or sleep, or work, or story-telling, or singing, or just sitting and thinking, best, or a pleasant mixture of them all.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien

His mother had often said, When you choose an action, you choose the consequences of that action. She had emphasized the corollary of this axiom even more vehemently: when you desired a consequence you had damned well better take the action that would cre
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.
Author: Leo Tolstoy

History is more or less bunk. It's tradition. We don't want tradition. We want to live in the present and the only history that is worth a tinker's damn is the history we made today.
Author: Henry Ford

Where is Pinocchio's website? On the splinternet.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard? www.oody www.oodpecker.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Because he footman turned into a mouse.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes