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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
Author: Oscar Wilde

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Author: Mark Twain

A man is infinitely more complicated than his thoughts.
Author: Paul Valery

A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is visible labour and there is invisible labour.
Author: Victor Hugo

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.
Author: Aristophanes

Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

Are you going to take a bath? No, I'm leaving it where it is.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes