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A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything.
Author: Samuel Johnson

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
Author: Arnold Bennett

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things.
Author: Herman Melville

A man who lives everywhere lives nowhere.
Author: Marcus Valerius Martialis

A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own.
Author: Thomas Mann

Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.
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Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother's ear. 'Johnny, how many times have I told you,' said his mother, ' it's rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out loud.' 'OK, said Johnny, 'why does the lady over there look like an ugly, haggard old witch ?'
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Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head.
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What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !
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Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.
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