Best Cell Phones

Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses.
Author: Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Author: Fran Lebowitz

Humor is a rubber sword--it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Author: Mary Hirsch

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Author: Tammy Faye Bakker

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.
Author: Walt Whitman

Knock Knock Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ? Belle-t up and open this door !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ? Benjamin the blues !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ? Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beth ! Beth who ? Beth wisheth, thweetie !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ? Bettina minute you'll open this door !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes