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[Medicine is] a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are more fatal than useful to mankind.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

[Spring is] a true reconstructionist.
Author: Henry Timrod

[The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners.
Author: Terry Pratchett

1. Never tell everything at once.
Author: Ken Venturi

A bad neighbor is a misfortune, as much as a good one is a great blessing.
Author: Hesiod

What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!
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Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!
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What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!
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What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!
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What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.
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