There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity.
Author: Robertson Davies

There is no place in nature for extinction.
Author: Licretius

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Author: Josh Billings

There is no silver bullet and frankly you probably dont need one. It is far more important to be able to find the right kind of gun, be able to load the gun and perhaps most importantly, be able to figure out where the werewolf is.
Author: Matthew Oliphant

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
Author: Oscar Wilde

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? "O.K., you asked for it," the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

What's black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes