Best quotes to send by SMS
Robertson Davies There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity.
Author: Robertson Davies

Licretius There is no place in nature for extinction.
Author: Licretius

Josh Billings There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Author: Josh Billings

Matthew Oliphant There is no silver bullet and frankly you probably dont need one. It is far more important to be able to find the right kind of gun, be able to load the gun and perhaps most importantly, be able to figure out where the werewolf is.
Author: Matthew Oliphant

Oscar Wilde There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The best jokes to send by SMS
Salesmen jokes What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? "O.K., you asked for it," the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
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School jokes When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!
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School jokes An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
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School jokes What's black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper!
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School jokes Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!
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