Best quotes to send by SMS
Licretius There is no place in nature for extinction.
Author: Licretius

Josh Billings There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Author: Josh Billings

Matthew Oliphant There is no silver bullet and frankly you probably dont need one. It is far more important to be able to find the right kind of gun, be able to load the gun and perhaps most importantly, be able to figure out where the werewolf is.
Author: Matthew Oliphant

Oscar Wilde There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
Author: Oscar Wilde

G. K. Chesterton There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The best jokes to send by SMS
School jokes An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
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School jokes What's black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper!
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School jokes Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!
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School jokes Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
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School jokes Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!
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