Now begins a torrent of words and a trickling of sense.
Author: Theocritus of Chios

There was never anything by the wit of man so well devised, or so sure established, which in continuance of time hath not been corrupted.
Author: Book of Common Prayer

Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
Author: Iris Murdoch

There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover, Tomorrow, just you wait and see.
Author: Nat Burton

Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
Author: Calvin Trillin

Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !
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Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !
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How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !
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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!
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Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
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