Best quotes to send by SMS
Denis Diderot There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it.
Author: Denis Diderot

Samuel Johnson There is no observation more frequently made by such as employ themselves in surveying the conduct of mankind, than that marriage, though the dictate of nature, and the institution of Providence, is yet very often the cause of misery, and that those who e
Author: Samuel Johnson

Mary Wilson Little There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Author: Mary Wilson Little

Calvin Coolidge There is no right to strike against the public safety by anybody, anywhere, any time.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

Robert Ingersoll There is no slavery but ignorance.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

The best jokes to send by SMS
Salesmen jokes Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
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Salesmen jokes Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.
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Salesmen jokes What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman.
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School jokes Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
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School jokes What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!
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