There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place.
Author: Virginia Kelley

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Author: W. C. Fields

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Author: Harry S Truman

There is only one admirable form of the imagination: the imagination that is so intense that it creates a new reality, that it makes things happen.
Author: Sean O'Faolain

What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!
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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to? She draws a smack!
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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
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A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything." He returns her gaze. "Anything?" "Anything." His voice softens. "Anything??" "Absolutely anything." His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"
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